Blood and Spit could not field a team so that means victory. Usually we like to speak in terms of "Sweet Sweet Victory" but we can only say Victory on a forfeit.
It was exciting to get our jersey numbers assigned
2 Sema
3 Lou
8 Jad
10 Melody
11 Dave
16 Beth
17 Amy
18 Rick
19 Doug
21 Randy
24 Peter
25 Dora
GO THE TEAM!!!
Monday, May 21, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Practice Game Numero Uno
It was good to see The Flappers back. It was even better to see Beth pitching. She did a great job. THE TEAM only struck out once and kept the errors down so things are looking up for the Summer 2012 Season.
There are no statistics for the practice rounds so you can fill in whatever you did in the game. Feel free to lie and award yourself some homeruns you didn't hit and some game saving catches you didn't make. Hell you can even steal a couple of bases even though we can't really do that in Coed Slow Pitch.
It's all good fun when THE TEAM wins 21-9
GO THE TEAM!!!
There are no statistics for the practice rounds so you can fill in whatever you did in the game. Feel free to lie and award yourself some homeruns you didn't hit and some game saving catches you didn't make. Hell you can even steal a couple of bases even though we can't really do that in Coed Slow Pitch.
It's all good fun when THE TEAM wins 21-9
GO THE TEAM!!!
Sunday, March 11, 2012
THE TEAM - Winter 12
THE TEAM split a doubleheader to finish the season 6-4. That first game against The Great Bambinos was like error porn but THE TEAM defense tightened up against The Fockers.
So there you go.
It always ends up being a quick skim over the details when there is a doubleheader. It's a lot of softball. Lou's Grand Slam certainly stands out. That and the hardcore error porn. Steamy!
Let's see what you did this season:
2 Sema played in 8 games. She batted .375 with 7 RBIs, 2 doubles, a triple and 3 walks for an OBP of .444. Sema came in with a lot to learn and she improved a lot throughout the season.
3 Lou played in 10 games. He lead THE TEAM with an .811 batting average. He had 28 RBIs with 6 Home Runs, 9 Doubles, 2 Triples and 6 walks. Lou's determination makes everybody play better.
8 Jad played in 8 games. She batted .333 with 2 RBIs, a Double and 9 walks for a .533 OBP. She also didn't take any shit from anybody
10 Melody played in 5 games. What a 5 games though! She batted .727 with 8 RBIs, 1 Double, 1 Triple and 6 walks. That's an OBP of .824 on top being great at second base. Her injury was a terrible loss for THE TEAM
15 Dora played in 9 games. She batted .400 with 5 RBIs, 4 Doubles and 1 walk. Dirty Dora is there to play. She is all hustle. She also never struck out and didn't walk until the 9th game of the season.
16 Beth played in 10 games. She batted .217 with 6 RBIs and 6 walks for an OBP of .379. She did a great job at second base after Melody did whatever the hell she did to herself.
17 Amy played in 10 games. She batted .300 with 4 RBIs 2 Doubles and 6 walks for an OBP of .417. She also ran like hell and burned more calories per game than any two players on THE TEAM.
18 Rick played in 10 games, batted .794 with 20 RBIs 9 Doubles 2 Triples and 2 walks.
19 Doug played in 10 games. He batted .706 with 13 RBIs, 7 Doubles, 1 Triple and 2 walks. What an absolute stallion.
24 Peter played in 10 games. He batted .676. He led THE TEAM with 32 RBIs. He led THE TEAM with 8 Home Runs. He also had 5 Doubles and 3 walks. He can field. He can throw. He can be one helluva a good guy. He might be using the same performance enhancing drugs that Ryan Braun used.
25 Andrew played in 5 games. He batted .733 with 4 RBIs and 2 Doubles. He hurt his back. I hope he is OK.
38 Michelle played in 6 games. She batted .167 with 2 RBIs and 6 walks for an OBP of .318. She was the most relaxed player on THE TEAM. Except for when it was time for her to bat or she didn't care for a call the umpire made. Other than that
99 Chris played in 8 games. He batted .704 with 10 RBIs, 7 Doubles and 3 walks. Chris is a founding member of THE TEAM and in 12 seasons has never struck out. On top of all that ability as a hitter there was his MVP performance as a pitcher. His choice to take his talents to Simi Valley is a huge blow to THE TEAM.
Decent season
Lots of fun
GO THE TEAM!!!
So there you go.
It always ends up being a quick skim over the details when there is a doubleheader. It's a lot of softball. Lou's Grand Slam certainly stands out. That and the hardcore error porn. Steamy!
Let's see what you did this season:
2 Sema played in 8 games. She batted .375 with 7 RBIs, 2 doubles, a triple and 3 walks for an OBP of .444. Sema came in with a lot to learn and she improved a lot throughout the season.
3 Lou played in 10 games. He lead THE TEAM with an .811 batting average. He had 28 RBIs with 6 Home Runs, 9 Doubles, 2 Triples and 6 walks. Lou's determination makes everybody play better.
8 Jad played in 8 games. She batted .333 with 2 RBIs, a Double and 9 walks for a .533 OBP. She also didn't take any shit from anybody
10 Melody played in 5 games. What a 5 games though! She batted .727 with 8 RBIs, 1 Double, 1 Triple and 6 walks. That's an OBP of .824 on top being great at second base. Her injury was a terrible loss for THE TEAM
15 Dora played in 9 games. She batted .400 with 5 RBIs, 4 Doubles and 1 walk. Dirty Dora is there to play. She is all hustle. She also never struck out and didn't walk until the 9th game of the season.
16 Beth played in 10 games. She batted .217 with 6 RBIs and 6 walks for an OBP of .379. She did a great job at second base after Melody did whatever the hell she did to herself.
17 Amy played in 10 games. She batted .300 with 4 RBIs 2 Doubles and 6 walks for an OBP of .417. She also ran like hell and burned more calories per game than any two players on THE TEAM.
18 Rick played in 10 games, batted .794 with 20 RBIs 9 Doubles 2 Triples and 2 walks.
19 Doug played in 10 games. He batted .706 with 13 RBIs, 7 Doubles, 1 Triple and 2 walks. What an absolute stallion.
24 Peter played in 10 games. He batted .676. He led THE TEAM with 32 RBIs. He led THE TEAM with 8 Home Runs. He also had 5 Doubles and 3 walks. He can field. He can throw. He can be one helluva a good guy. He might be using the same performance enhancing drugs that Ryan Braun used.
25 Andrew played in 5 games. He batted .733 with 4 RBIs and 2 Doubles. He hurt his back. I hope he is OK.
38 Michelle played in 6 games. She batted .167 with 2 RBIs and 6 walks for an OBP of .318. She was the most relaxed player on THE TEAM. Except for when it was time for her to bat or she didn't care for a call the umpire made. Other than that
99 Chris played in 8 games. He batted .704 with 10 RBIs, 7 Doubles and 3 walks. Chris is a founding member of THE TEAM and in 12 seasons has never struck out. On top of all that ability as a hitter there was his MVP performance as a pitcher. His choice to take his talents to Simi Valley is a huge blow to THE TEAM.
Decent season
Lots of fun
GO THE TEAM!!!
Sunday, March 4, 2012
That Was Close Too
THE TEAM got a little two out rally going in the bottom of the 7th. THE TEAM scored 16 runs. There was a great catch by Beth. There was a 2 RBI triple by Doug and a 2 RBI Double by Dora in there too but it wasn't enough.
THE TEAM batted .632 with 8 Doubles 1 Triple 1 Walk and 3 Strikouts.
The Lou and Peter Award goes to Chris. He went 4 for 4 with 3 Doubles and 2 RBIs. He also pitched a gem and turned a doubleplay.
The Dora Award goes to Amy who went 4 for 5 with a double and an RBI. That RBI double was part of the two out rally so not only is Amy starting to hit, but she is also clutch. Amy had a rough start to the seasom but in the second round she is batting .600 with 3 RBIs, 3 Doubles, 1 Walk and Zero Strikouts.
Does THE TEAM miss Melody and Jad?
Yes! It was a 16-18 loss. Those two are worth 3 runs at least.
Anyway
KISS still sucks
GO THE TEAM!!!
THE TEAM batted .632 with 8 Doubles 1 Triple 1 Walk and 3 Strikouts.
The Lou and Peter Award goes to Chris. He went 4 for 4 with 3 Doubles and 2 RBIs. He also pitched a gem and turned a doubleplay.
The Dora Award goes to Amy who went 4 for 5 with a double and an RBI. That RBI double was part of the two out rally so not only is Amy starting to hit, but she is also clutch. Amy had a rough start to the seasom but in the second round she is batting .600 with 3 RBIs, 3 Doubles, 1 Walk and Zero Strikouts.
Does THE TEAM miss Melody and Jad?
Yes! It was a 16-18 loss. Those two are worth 3 runs at least.
Anyway
KISS still sucks
GO THE TEAM!!!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
That was Close
We knew the Burbank Chills were going to improve. They were certainly having a good time. They are, without a doubt, the loudest opponent THE TEAM has ever faced. When we win they seem like a zany bunch that is having a good time. If we had lost then they would have seemed like a bunch of loud-mouthed a**holes. The 13-12 win means they are officially zany although I would guess Lou hates them.
Just a guess
The game started slow until Lou broke it open with a Grand Slam. The Burbank Chills managed to tie the game after a tough 3rd inning. THE TEAM came right back with a 3 run Homer by Peter and an RBI Double by Amy. Lou added another Home Run and it was Hello Sweet Sweet Victory. There was a double play in there too.
THE TEAM batted .607 with 3 Home Runs, 8 Doubles, 3 walks and 3 Strikeouts.
The Lou and Peter Award goes to Lou. He went 3 for 3 with a Walk, 2 Home Runs and 6 RBIs. That sounds kind of weird. This week we are calling it the Peter and Chris Award. Lou gets the Peter and Chris Award.
The Dora Award has to go to Dora for going 3 for 4 with a double. OK Lou gets the Peter Criss Award and Dora gets the Ace Frehley Award. Amy gets the Paul Stanley Award for taking the lead back with the RBI double and Sema gets the Gene Simmons Award...
... Wait a minute
KISS SUCKS!!!
GO THE TEAM!!!
Just a guess
The game started slow until Lou broke it open with a Grand Slam. The Burbank Chills managed to tie the game after a tough 3rd inning. THE TEAM came right back with a 3 run Homer by Peter and an RBI Double by Amy. Lou added another Home Run and it was Hello Sweet Sweet Victory. There was a double play in there too.
THE TEAM batted .607 with 3 Home Runs, 8 Doubles, 3 walks and 3 Strikeouts.
The Lou and Peter Award goes to Lou. He went 3 for 3 with a Walk, 2 Home Runs and 6 RBIs. That sounds kind of weird. This week we are calling it the Peter and Chris Award. Lou gets the Peter and Chris Award.
The Dora Award has to go to Dora for going 3 for 4 with a double. OK Lou gets the Peter Criss Award and Dora gets the Ace Frehley Award. Amy gets the Paul Stanley Award for taking the lead back with the RBI double and Sema gets the Gene Simmons Award...
... Wait a minute
KISS SUCKS!!!
GO THE TEAM!!!
Sunday, February 19, 2012
The Randy
That was one of those great games where we get to play a good team but they never really threaten. It's fun and it feels competitive but The Bombers never got close to THE TEAM.
THE TEAM batted .594 with 1 Home Run, 8 Doubles, 8 Walks and 3 Strikeouts. THE TEAM managed to hit that magic mark and score 16 runs. That seems to be the key to victory. Holding The Bombers to 7 runs helps too.
Sema did a good job leading off for the ladies. Beth did a good job at Second Base. The Dora Award goes to Jad who went 2 for 3 with a walk and an RBI.
Really though this game was all about Randy. He hurt himself early but played through the pain. He held down third base as best he could and then did the only thing he could do when it was time to bat. He walked when they gave it to him and he hit perfect line drives that wouldn't require a hard run to get to first. Randy finished 2 for 2 with 2 walk and 5 RBIs. Powerful good!
THE TEAM was shorthanded going into the game but everybody contributed and everybody played hard. That's a great way to spend a Sunday.
GO THE TEAM!!!
THE TEAM batted .594 with 1 Home Run, 8 Doubles, 8 Walks and 3 Strikeouts. THE TEAM managed to hit that magic mark and score 16 runs. That seems to be the key to victory. Holding The Bombers to 7 runs helps too.
Sema did a good job leading off for the ladies. Beth did a good job at Second Base. The Dora Award goes to Jad who went 2 for 3 with a walk and an RBI.
Really though this game was all about Randy. He hurt himself early but played through the pain. He held down third base as best he could and then did the only thing he could do when it was time to bat. He walked when they gave it to him and he hit perfect line drives that wouldn't require a hard run to get to first. Randy finished 2 for 2 with 2 walk and 5 RBIs. Powerful good!
THE TEAM was shorthanded going into the game but everybody contributed and everybody played hard. That's a great way to spend a Sunday.
GO THE TEAM!!!
Sunday, February 12, 2012
THE TEAM - Crashin' and Burnin'
THE TEAM must have been devastated by the loss of Whitney Houston or something. THE TEAM is much better than that. The Fockers scored 11 runs in the first inning. THE TEAM scored zero. It's hard to bounce back from that but we tried. The Swingers were a good team. Either way THE TEAM is now 3-2 and looking Z League.
Let's look at out leaders for the first round
AVG - Men
Lou .833
Andrew .833
Rick .750
AVG - Ladies
Melody .727
Dora .400
Sema .364
RBIs - Men
Peter 22
Lou 12
Rick 10
RBIs - Ladies
Melody 8
Sema 2
Dora 2
Beth 2
Home Runs
Peter (6)
Lou (2)
Triples
Lou (2)
Rick (2)
Melody (1)
Doubles
Lou (4)
Peter (3)
Rick (3)
Dora (2)
Melody (1)
THE TEAM is batting .544 with 34 walks and 17 Strikouts.
There is still a second round to sweep and a championship to win. Right? RIGHT!
GO THE TEAM!!!
Let's look at out leaders for the first round
AVG - Men
Lou .833
Andrew .833
Rick .750
AVG - Ladies
Melody .727
Dora .400
Sema .364
RBIs - Men
Peter 22
Lou 12
Rick 10
RBIs - Ladies
Melody 8
Sema 2
Dora 2
Beth 2
Home Runs
Peter (6)
Lou (2)
Triples
Lou (2)
Rick (2)
Melody (1)
Doubles
Lou (4)
Peter (3)
Rick (3)
Dora (2)
Melody (1)
THE TEAM is batting .544 with 34 walks and 17 Strikouts.
There is still a second round to sweep and a championship to win. Right? RIGHT!
GO THE TEAM!!!
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