Sunday, May 22, 2011

Game 1 - The Kid Stays in the Picture

The Summer Season has officially started with a 15-9 victory over the Has Beens.

Let's start by looking at the roster:

00 CJ
2 Stacey
3 Lou
4 Jenny
7 Katina
9 Lori
10 Melody
11 Dave
18 Rick
21 Dorothy
24 Peter
25 Robbin
27 Andrew
35 Roma
42 Justin
99 Chris

That looks like a list of champions to me.

Did anybody see The Kid Stays in the Picture? It's a documentary about greaseball Hollywood producer Robert Evans. Robert Evans is the only voice you hear throughout the whole movie and he is one self-important show-biz gas bag. It should have been called Robert Evans unholy handjob to himself. I mention that because in 82 softball games I have hit two home runs. On Sunday I hit two in one game. I am actually leading THE TEAM in home runs. I can hardly believe it myself. Of course this blog should never become The Kid Stays in the Picture so...

The Robert Evans unholy handjob goes to Justin who went 2 for 2 with 2 walks and 4 RBIs.

The Robert Evans unholy handjob goes to Lori who went 3 for 3 to make a nice splash in her first official game with THE TEAM.

THE TEAM batted .536 with 4 Home Runs 7 walks and 2 strikeouts.

Strong start to a strong season




Sunday, May 1, 2011

THE TEAM - Practice Game

The Umpire told us it was a 12-12 tie. It was a practice game so nobody was really keeping score but I believe it would have been more like THE TEAM 56 Fugittaboudit 8.

Perhaps I am getting carried away.

Lou hit a home run

It is true

There was lots of hustle. Who doesn't love that!!!

We got to meet Dorothy and she did a good job keeping the ball in front of her in Right Field.