Monday, June 29, 2015

The First Round

Victor hit a Grand Slam in the 19-10 victory over Team Coco.  It was a hot and sweaty deal.  The whole game was hot and sweaty not just the Grand Slam.  THE TEAM finished the first round with a cute little 3-2 record.  Let's look at the leaders at the half way point

Batting Avg Gentlemen

.786 Lou
.722 Peter
.643 Dave

Batting Avg Ladies

.750 Kelly
.667 Natasha
.625 Aerial

RBIs Gentleman

Peter 10
Lou 9
Victor 7

RBIs Ladies

Aerial 8
Natasha 6
Roxy 6


Lou 6
Aerial 2
Doug 2
Natalia 1
Rick 1
Dave 1
Peter 1
Dora 1
Roxy 1


Dave 2
Peter 1
Melody 1

Home Runs

Lou 3
Natasha 1
Peter 1
Victor 1
Roxy 1

THE TEAM will finish the season in F League and that sounds hot and sweaty.


Sunday, June 21, 2015

A Week Off in the Summer

There was no game this week because of Father's Day.  That's nice.  There was a time when we would have Mother's Day off but to hell with Dad, get out there and play.  One of the things that is usually in the blog at the beginning of a season is the roster.  Some players were changing their numbers so it seemed like a good idea to wait until all that was settled.  It looks like this:

  3 Lou
  5 Kelly
  7 Natasha
  8 Aerial
10 Natalia
18 Rick
19 Doug
22 Dave
23 Melody
24 Peter
25 Dora
27 Victor
Sweatshirt Roxy.

You know how Doug takes all those Walks?  Well listen to this,  Melody is coming close to her 100th game but she already has 101 Walks.  She is in the 100 hit club also.  That 100 hit club is growing.  It looks like this:

100 Hits


200 Hits


300 Hits


The train just keeps rolling


Monday, June 15, 2015

Sore Losers

THE TEAM got swept in a Doubleheader and was clearly pretty pissed about the whole thing.  "Sore Losers" might not sound flattering but there is no shame in playing hard and expecting to win.  The taste of victory is never stale.

THE TEAM absolutely requires it.

Kelly let her bat do the talking.  Kelly rarely lets her talking do the talking so her bat really let them have it.  She went 5 for 6 with 2 RBIs.  It was a blizzard of F-words and Yo Mama jokes.

From the bat


Monday, June 1, 2015

Game 1 - Summer 2015

I Drink Your Milkshake!

Nothing like a tired assed reference from 2007 to illustrate how THE TEAM dominated the first game of the summer season.  THE TEAM got the shut out and beat Bobrick Coed 20-0.  Imagine that they were sanctimonious weenies so THE TEAM murdered them with a bowling pin.

It was like that.

THE TEAM shook off a little rust after a slow start.  It was 3-0, then it was still 3-0, then it was 5-0 and then THE TEAM got to the murder part.

Everybody had their hands on the bowling pin.  Eleven players played and eleven players had hits. Nine players had RBIs.  Lou hit a Home Run.  Peter hit a Home Run.  Natalia made a great catch on a foul ball.  She literally kicked the bucket making that play.

Roxy hit the second  Home Run of her short history with THE TEAM.

Natasha went full Daniel Plainview though.  She should have been wearing a hat and a mustache.  She not only pitched three shutout innings...  she not only went 3 for 3 and led THE TEAM with 5 RBIs...  but after 65 games... she hit her first Home Run.  It was a brutal 3 run shot.  Magnificent!

Sweet Victory!
THE TEAM is looking great and ready to bring Championship form to F League.  THE TEAM has a competition in it.  It wants no one else to succeed.