Monday, October 27, 2014

Game 8 - Time for Heroin

Beer Pairing Tips from Stella Artois

THE TEAM won game number 6 of the season.  No matter how the season finishes, the winning season is in the bag.  The joke has always been to celebrate with Chris Kiefer Heroin after win number six but everybody knows the secret potion.

Lou went 4 for 4 with a Home Run.  Peter made freakin' history with a Triple play.  Melody went 4 for 4 with 3 Doubles and 4 RBIs.

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Monday, October 13, 2014

Game 6 - Good Morning

It is difficult to look at this picture and not imagine the graphic moment that has been photo shopped over and over again by replacing that microphone.  It is not unlike the first two innings of the game last Sunday.

Hot Sunday 8 THE TEAM 0.  It was the slowest of starts.

It took a genuine team effort to climb out of the hole.  THE TEAM was workmanlike and did not give up.  Nine of the 12 players had hits and 10 players had at least 1 RBI.  There were only four extra base hits and no Home Runs.  It was just a nice collective effort.

THE TEAM was steroid worthy as a whole but let's tip our sombreros to Natasha who didn't walk anybody and drove in a run.  Natasha to the rescue.  THE TEAM had to do it without the third base coach because Jimmy finally got to show everybody that he can play.  Jimmy went 2 for 4 with an RBI and made third base look easy.


Is that the wrong Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Who gives a shit

THE TEAM 17 Hot Sunday 13


Sunday, October 5, 2014

The First Round

THE TEAM split a doubleheader to end the first round with a record of 3-2.  There is a lot to be happy about though.  Everybody is improving and playing smart.  There is lots of hustle out there.  It is big fun.

Highlights and steroids are hard to nail down in the roasty toasty dusty tornado of a doubleheader.  Kelly made a great play to catch a foul ball.  Peter hit for the cycle in game 2.  Dave pitched a lot of innings.

The lab results are in and you should probably eat less bacon.  Beyond that THE TEAM scored 81 runs and allowed 59 so that's a positive.  THE TEAM hit .620 with 17 Doubles, 9 Triples, 4 Home Runs, 12 Walks and only 3 Strikeouts.

Let's look at the Leaders at the half way point

Batting Average (Gentlemen)

.850 Peter
.833 Victor
.765 Lou

Batting Average (Ladies)

.667 Dora
.556 Aerial
.545 Melody

RBIs (Gentlemen)

15 Lou
13 Victor
10 Peter

RBIs (Ladies)

6 Kelly
6 Dora
5 Aerial


Peter 4
Victor 3
Lou 2
Rick 2
Doug 2
Aerial 1
Melody 1
Kelly 1
Dave 1


Lou 5
Peter 2
Doug 1
Victor 1

Home Runs

Peter 1
Victor 1
Doug 1
Aerial 1

The lab results are in and they are growing a human ear on the back of a mouse.  It is fucking disgusting.  Beyond that THE TEAM looks sharp with the two losses being by two runs and one run.  Jimmy is holding down the third base coaching duties.  Dave, Natasha and Lou are doing a great job pitching.  The lab results are in and THE TEAM = a dangerous bunch.