Sunday, September 30, 2012

Game 3 - Das Flappers

They are so precise and disciplined.  They are... 

Hey, The Flappers are a fun group that is out for kicks but they usually don't care so much about winning.  It seemed like they cared a little more for Game 3 but it may have been the heat just keeping everybody quiet.

Who cares

THE TEAM hung 13 on them by hitting .528 with 2 Home Runs, 2 Doubles, 2 Triples, 2 Walks and 1 Strikeout. 

Lou hit a Home Run.  Kelly got her first RBI of the season and Randy collected his first extra base hit to go with another RBI.  Dora had 2 RBIs.

Jad gets awarded a face full of shaving cream or one of Cheryl's earrings or pint of Kelly's blood or whatever.  Jad went 4 for 4 with a double and 2 RBIs.  That brings her average up to .667 which ties her for 3rd on THE TEAM.  We aren't talking about just the ladies, we are talking about everyone on THE TEAM.

THE TEAM is back on the winning track after last weeks flaming bag of Halloween horses**t. 


Sunday, September 23, 2012

Game 2 - Disgusting

That was disgusting.  Balls 'n' Dolls hit a lot of good line drives.  THE TEAM made errors.  That is bound to happen. 

Here is the disgusting part:

THE TEAM batted .375 and scored 5 runs

1 Home Run 1 Double 4 walks and 1 Strikeout


Balls + Dolls were not particularly strong in the field

This is true


Did you know that going to the batting cage is actually fun?

That's true too


Sunday, September 16, 2012

Game 1 - Handing Somebody Their A**!

That was one sweet victory.  Before we get into all of that we should start by acknowledging the pre-season.  Even though THE TEAM went 0-2 there was the scent of promise in the dust of those unraked infields.  There was a double play by Melody and great catch by Kelly.  There was grand slam by Lou.  Right?  That was a grand slam wasn't it? 


Let's look at the Roster:

 3 Lou
 8 Jad
10 Melody
12 Natasha
15 Cheryl
18 Rick
19 Doug
21 Randy
24 Peter
25 Dora
27 Brandy
30 Kelly
38 Jeff

That looks unstoppable.

Holding any team to 2 runs is something to be proud of.  THE TEAM held The Flappers to 2 runs last season but The Flappers don't give a s**t.  The Cereal Hitters clearly gave a s**t.  They may have even given two.  (Only they know the truth)  They were built from the scrap heap of The Warriors and The Jensen Warriors.  It didn't really matter who they brought because THE TEAM was awesome.  The Cereal Hitters scored 1 in the top of the first and THE TEAM scored 6.  After that it was pretty much non-stop slaughter.  Delicious!

THE TEAM batted .625 with 1 Home Run, 1 Triple, 4 Doubles, 3 Walks and 2 Strikeouts.  The defense included an unassisted doubleplay by Randy.  The offense included a Home Run by Lou. 

Lou went 3 for 3 with 5 RBIs so he wins one of Cheryl's long lost earrings.

Jad went 3 for 3 with 3 RBIs so she get's another one of Cheryl's long lost earrings. 

Don't worry.  There are plenty of earrings for everybody