Thursday, November 2, 2017

The Natasha Dynasty

So this blog has been aggressively ignored.  That means there is a lot of catching up to do with the things that have been in here over the past 28 seasons.  One of the things that keeps turning up in here is how awesome Natasha is as a player and a person.  She has always been great at having fun and still being competitive.  No one has done a better balancing act than her and that's a really good thing because it's her team now.  Let's welcome the new manager of THE TEAM.

Next up is the Roster.  It is as follows:

 3 Lou
 4 Lauren
 5 Kelly
 7 Natasha
15 Debbie
18 Rick
21 Miriam
22 Dave
23 Melody
24 Peter
25 Dora
33 Jimmy
38 Jack

Usually that is followed by some slice of optimism about how dangerous and athletic that group is but in a world so insane that somebody would pay $17,800,000 for Paul Newman's Rolex, THE TEAM was put in C League.

That was about as realistic as Chris Cuomo's teeth but let's keep moving.  Another thing that zoomed past was the leaders after the first round.

Here we go

Batting Average Gentlemen

.882 Peter
.813 Lou
.750 Jimmy

Batting Average Ladies

.647 Kelly
.417 Melody
.400 Debbie

RBIs Gentleman

14 Peter
13 Jimmy
 8 Lou

RBIs Ladies

2 Natasha
2 Kelly
1 Dora
1 Miriam

Doubles

3 Jimmy
2 Lou
1 Melody
1 Jack
1 Rick

Triples

1 Peter
1 Jimmy
1 Kelly

Home Runs

4 Peter
3 Lou

Finally Kelly played in game 100.  She batted .500 with 62 RBIs, 16 Doubles and a Triple.  She was a child when she first joined THE TEAM.  Now she is an adult full of bad ideas and foul language.  Good job!

There are some other things that have taken shape as the season has chugged along but let's zip right past those and move straight into...

GO THE TEAM!!!