Monday, April 8, 2019

Oh Hey!

Well it's been a while.  Most of these blogs have been written on Sinaloa burner cell phones and those have become scarce with El Chapo in the clink.  There were a few things that really should have been in here so even though the moment has come and gone, let's go ahead and put 200 games of Peter in here. 

In his 200 games of unstoppable greatness Peter batted .747 with 471 RBIs.  He hit 89 Doubles, 30 Triples and 81 Home Runs.

Nobody is surprised by any of that.

The other thing that should have been in here is Natasha leading THE TEAM to a 4th Championship.  There was a detail in that journey that was certainly memorable.  THE TEAM lost in the playoffs to La Seleccion by one run but it turned out they used a non-roster player so they had to forfeit.  There were a lot of wild guesses as to who the ringer was.  You would think if a team was going to cheat they would want to wrangle up a cocaine fueled Darryl Strawberry or something but whatever.  THE TEAM moved on the Championship game and opened up a can on Ctrl Z for 22-8 win.

Ancient history

THE TEAM 2019 split a doubleheader.  The rumor was that THE TEAM hung a quick 10 runs on Killustrators and hung for a 13-11 victory.  Jimmy hit a Home Run in that one.  That's true.

The second game was a tough one against Imma Beast.  Jack hit a Home Run and a Triple with 2 RBIs.  Natasha went 2 for 3  with an RBI.  Overall THE TEAM hit .483 with 5 Doubles and a Home Run.  THE TEAM never struck out so that's good to see.  Natasha struck out 3 pitching a complete game.  Too bad those Imma Beast people were pretty good at softball.  They turned 4 Double Plays and beat THE TEAM 9-5.  I think the website says 9-4 but the website lies.

In the second round THE TEAM is 3-1 and finishing the season against My Hittas.  They are also 3-1 so if THE TEAM wins, THE TEAM goes to the playoffs.     

GO THE TEAM!!!