Sunday, April 10, 2016

THE TEAM - Winter 2016

That season took forever.  That D League deal was a big giant kick in the trousers.  There was no blog because who wants to read about how THE TEAM screwed the pooch.  For the first round THE TEAM scored 65 runs hitting .568 with 17 Doubles, 3 Triples, 9 Home Runs and 4 Strikeouts.  In the second round THE TEAM scored 19 runs hitting .450 with 7 Doubles, 3 Triples, 2 Home Runs and 9 Strikeouts.

Rough

That first game D League started out full of promise with Lou and Peter hitting Home Runs.   THE TEAM was playing somebody new.  They said they had been around but got rid of the assholes.  That means THE TEAM was playing the non-asshole version of this squad.  I can't imagine who they got rid of if these were the fun people left.  This tule elk ( or maybe we should say tool elk) was trying tell me to tell the pitchers where to pitch so they wouldn't get killed by their weapons grade hits.

No fun

Here is a very dry presentation showing what you did:

3 Lou played in 7 games hitting .762 with 9 RBIs, 3 Doubles, 2 Triples, a Walk and 4 Home Runs.

5 Kelly played in 7 games hitting .650 with 2 RBIs, 1 Double, 1Triple, and 3 Walks.

7 Natasha played in 7 games hitting .474 with 7 RBIs, and a Walks

12 Daniyel played in 8 games hitting .267 with 2 RBIs and 4 Walks

15 Rosemary played in 7 games hitting .313 with 5 RBIs and 2 Walks

22 Dave played in 8 games hitting .381 with 3 RBIs, 3 Doubles, a Triple and a Walk

23 Melody played in 9 games hitting .227 with RBIs, a Double and 3 Walks

24 Peter played in 9 games hitting .750 with 13 RBIs, 5 Doubles, 2 Triples and 2 Home Runs

25 Dora played in 9 games hitting .375 with  3 RBIs and a Double

27 Victor played in 7 games hitting .609 with 14 RBIs, 4 Doubles, 4 Home Runs and a Walk.

38 Shelly played in 2 games hitting .500 with an RBI and a Walk.

33 Jimmy got it all figured out this season leading THE TEAM hitting .778.  He led THE TEAM with 17 RBIs.  He had 4 Doubles and 2 Home Runs.  Those categories have always been led by Lou or Peter with a Victor throw in there in the Modern Era.

Check it out:

Fall 2011 Lou .882 Peter 31
Winter 2012 Lou .811 Peter 32
Summer 2012 Lou .900 Lou 28
Fall 2012 Lou .846 Lou 30
Winter 2013 Lou .889 Peter 30
Summer 2013 Lou .824 Lou 24
Fall 2013 Lou .789 Lou 28
Winter 2014 Peter .743 Peter 23
Summer 2014 Lou .800 Peter 19
Fall 2014 Peter .778 Lou 27
Winter 2015 Lou .882 Lou 30
Summer 2015 Lou .839 Peter 22
Fall 2015  Lou .788 Victor 25
Winter 2016 Jimmy .778 Jimmy 17

Impressive!

THE TEAM honked out of the playoffs but it was a good game.  THE TEAM never led but THE TEAM played hard to get it into extra innings.  Despite Natasha going 4 for 4 with 2 Doubles and an RBI and Home Runs by Lou Peter and Jimmy, THE TEAM came up short 12-14.

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