Sunday, February 24, 2013

The First Round

So that was round 1 of F League.  Right now as this is being typed, Can U Dig It is playing the Madbatters.  If the Madbatters beat Can U Dig It by a score of 29-22 then THE TEAM wins the first round.  Of course no team in any league this season has scored 29 runs so I think we are not going to make it through the tie breaking process.

Enough of that baloney

THE TEAM started slow and scored zero runs in the first two innings.  Victor finally broke the seal with an RBI double.  THE TEAM chipped away with some nice rallys and Doug hit a Home Run and now THE TEAM is 4-1 going into the second round.

Here are some first round leaders:

Batting Average Men

.944   Lou
.842   Peter
.750   Rick

Batting Average Women

.500 Melody
.417 Natasha
.412 Cassie

RBIs Men

17 Lou
15 Peter
10 Rick

RBIs Women

4 Melody
4 Dora
3 Jenny
3 Cassie
3 Summer


3 Lou
3 Rick
3 Doug
3 Victor
2 Randy
1 Peter
1 Cassie


3 Lou

Home Runs

4 Lou
3 Peter
2 Victor
1 Doug

THE TEAM batted .588 with 17 Walks and 4 Strikeouts.  Let's not forget the lights out pitching from Natasha, Lou and Cassie.  Big Fun Sweet Victory


Monday, February 18, 2013

THE TEAM is loaded

THE TEAM is loaded with talent.  Of course Tiger Blood fielded like they spent the weekend doing drugs with Charlie Sheen.  Still, all the hookers and drugs in Hollywood don't make Cassie a good pitcher or Lou a great hitter.

This blog is completely fueled by Tullamore Dew and hookers though

We digress.  We'll save that for the

THE TEAM held off Tiger Blood's late rally to hand it to 'em 19-13.  Sweet victory.  Lou and Peter hit Home Runs.  Jenny had two RBIs.  Once again THE TEAM had 11 players and 8 of them had RBIs.  THE TEAM batted .667 with  3 Home Runs and 6 Doubles.  There were no walks.  We were there to play.

Peter went 4 for 4 with a Home Run and 5 RBIs but the Ryan Braun steroids go to Lou who went 4 for 4 with 2 Home Runs and 6 RBIs.

Jenny went 2 for 4 with 2 RBIs and Melody went 3 for 4 with an RBI but the Melky Cabrera steroids go to Cassie who not only went 3 for 4 with a double and an RBI but also did a great job pitching.

THE TEAM really is loaded with talent


Sunday, February 10, 2013

The Doubleheader

Doubleheaders are taxing.  Who else is tired?  Who else has some tasty portion of their sexy body hurting after two softball games? 

All right that's enough

A little pain is so much more manageable when THE TEAM sweeps a double header.  That's not just sweet victory, that's sweet sweet victory.

THE TEAM started slow against The Madbatters with no runs in the first or second inning.  Finally Doug drove in Cassie to break the seal and we started chipping away.  THE TEAM was still not doing the usual super caliente job of hitting.  There was one triple and one double.  The other 20 hits were all singles.  However those singles all added up to a beautiful late rally and a 17-15 win for THE TEAM.

The second game was against Team Puma.  Lou had a 3 run Home Run.  Peter had a 3 run Home Run.  Victor had a 3 run Home Run.  Team Puma never stood a chance.  Jad was waving them in all night from the third base coaching box.  Eight of the 11 players on THE TEAM had RBIs.  Great effort!

Now we move on from sweet victory to sweet slumber