Tuesday, February 13, 2018

THE TEAM - The First Round of Winter 2018

The offense sure got it together for that last game.  THE TEAM hit .722 and scored 17 runs.  There were no strikeouts!  Lauren dragged her sick self to the game to go 4 for 4 with a Double and fried up a base runner with a perfect snap throw to first.  Dave hit his first Home Run of the season.  He should be shirtless, oiled and carrying the flag of Tonga for the next game.

The defense made a lot of errors so THE TEAM lost though.

Oops

That was the First Round.  Here are your leaders:

Batting Average Gentlemen

.941 Lou
.824 Peter
.769 Jimmy

Batting Average Ladies

.875 Lauren
.778 Dora
.750 Natasha

RBIs Gentlemen

19 Peter
11 Lou
11 Jack

RBIs Ladies

12 Natasha
 6 Kelly
 6 Dora

Doubles

4 Lou
2 Natasha
2 Jimmy
2 Melody
2 Rick

Triples

2 Lou
1 Peter
1 Rick

Home Runs

3 Lou
2 Peter
2 Jack
1 Jimmy
1 Dave

Overall THE TEAM hit .656 with a +23 Run Differential.  THE TEAM did other stuff

GO THE TEAM!!!

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

It's True

Things are looking up for THE TEAM.  After The Sucks there was a 30 to 15 win against the LA River Yacht Club.  Get this: Jimmy and Jack both hit Grand Slams in that game.  

Are you out of your f**king kidding me?

It's true!

The next week THE TEAM swept a Doubleheader.  That hasn't happened in a while.  In the 20 to 17 win against The Ding Bats most of those runs happened on 2 out rallies so that's keen.  Katie Mae got her first hit of the season in that one.

Sweeping a Doubleheader would seen impossible without Jack and Lauren.  If Natasha is the Heart and Lou is the Hustle and Peter is the Brain then winning without Lauren and Jack is like winning without the endocrine system or something.

Natasha driving in 9 runs in the two games also helps cover for not having an endocrine system.

Hey here's something people seem to be curious about.  THE TEAM has been around forever.  This is how many seasons you have been around:

Lou - 30 Seasons
Rick - 30 Seasons
Peter - 28 Seasons
Melody - 22 Seasons
Dora - 20 Seasons
Natasha - 17 Seasons
Kelly - 13 Seasons
Dave - 12 Seasons
Jimmy - 8 Seasons
Lauren - 5 Seasons
Jack - 2 Seasons
Katie Mae - 1 Season 

That's 188 Seasons of highly charged softball experience.  No wonder THE TEAM is awesome

GO THE TEAM!!!