Sunday, January 19, 2014

Game 2 - Closer (not in the NIИ kind of way)

When was the last time THE TEAM was 0-2?  Who knows.  It would be easy to say that this whole E League thing is just some nightmare for a group of G League players like THE TEAM but...

"I don't embrace excuses"

Does anybody else watch Bar Rescue?  It's another one of those roaring asshole TV shows.  That is roaring asshole John Taffer.  Maybe we can get him to come by and scream at THE TEAM for 6 innings.  After that his experts can make THE TEAM something to eat and pour a few cocktails.  That certainly sounds better than blowing a lead and losing to Team Puma 13-17.

If there were cocktails the first one would have to go to Peter.  Peter hit two Home Runs and a Double.  Peter had 7 RBIs.  In two games this season THE TEAM has scored 19 runs.  Peter has driven in 10 of them.  THE TEAM is going to have to start drinking his blood or something.  Or maybe John Taffer's experts can make a cocktail out of Peter's blood.  Something All-American with a nice garnish.  What would it be called?  Say it with me people...   The Peter Lime.


Let's tip the cap to Mike for helping out doing a great job in center and driving in a run.  Also good job Dora for not beating the mortal shit out of the guy who took your legs out from under you.  Everybody knows you were thinking it.

You know who else we should get a tip of the cap?  Chris

Not a roaring asshole

Chris traded shifts at the Library so I could play.  Thanks Chris!



Anonymous said...

It is never fun to lose, but win or lose it always fun to read your blog. Rick you are the best!!!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I never tire of reading these, even when they cover a losing game.