Sunday, September 15, 2013

Game 1 - Who The F**k Are These People

THE TEAM did a supreme job sandbagging the second practice game.  That 10-8 win made it look like we were pretty evenly matched with A League of Their Own.  (Didn't that movie come out in 1992?)  Well the ancient skeleton of Geena Davis was not there to help them and the results were brutal this time.

THE TEAM held them to 1 run.  In slow pitch softball you have to be playing some pretty snug defense to hold anybody to 1 run.  The official score was 17-1 but there were actually a couple of more runs after they kept playing with the mercy rule in effect.  Let's be honest though, those people could not hit worth a hoot.

THE TEAM sure could hit though.  THE TEAM batted .641 with 1 Home Run 3 Doubles 1 Triple and 1 Walk.  That's a pretty good day.

A train ride with Jon Lovitz goes to Natasha who went 3 for 5 with 3 RBIs.

Victor went 3 for 3 with a Double a Triple and 3 RBIs but it Lou gets to get drunk with Tom Hanks because of his Home Run and 5 RBIs.



Lou said...

Daddy likes this version of "The Team 2.0". I want to say no errors defensively and smart base running (albeit some close calls) and Melody was fucking stellar at second.

Lou said...

By the way, hats off to Natasha for a team record of holding an opponent to only one run. Previous record was 3. Now we go for the skunk.

Melody said...

The pitching was awesome between Lou and Natasha considering they weren't going to swing at anything... you guys MADE them swing.... Great game.
and thanks Lou. Your and Peters advice was well taken.