Sunday, December 6, 2015

THE TEAM - The End of 2015 - A Lot of Stuff to Cover

There was a blog missing at the end of the season so that has to be acknowledged.  There was also the end of the season stats for everybody so that has to be in here.  It all ends with a G League Championship.  It's the second one this year and the third in the history of THE TEAM.

That's a lot to cover.  This could go long.

And away... we............ go!
That's that Billy on the Street guy.  He's pretty funny.  This blog won't be that funny and it won't have Rashida Jones
Fuck you guys!
The last game of the season was the fake grudge match with Pitches Be Crazy.  Once again it came down to the tie breaker.  The last tie breaker got all weird but there was nothing weird about this one.  Lou hit a single.  Aerial hit into a Fielder's Choice so that's two bases.  Peter hits a Triple to drive in Aerial for 8 total bases.  THE TEAM was looking good.  Pitches first hitter launched one into left where Victor took care of it.  Their next hitter smoked one right into Peter's glove so that was that.  Their last hitter didn't even come up because there was no way for him to hit a 9 base Home Run.

That was fun.

2015 was a great year for THE TEAM.  Overall THE TEAM went 21-9 and set records for Batting Average (.631), Home Runs (48), Triples (33), and RBIs (447).  THE TEAM also had 110 Doubles, 94 Walks and 38 Strikeouts.  In the Post Season THE TEAM went 4-0 hitting .652 with 99 RBIs, 16 Doubles, 9 Triples, 11 Home Runs, 28 Walks and only 6 Strikeouts.

Here is what you did:

3 Lou led THE TEAM hitting .788.  He was also the Home Run leader (6) and led THE TEAM with 10 Doubles.  He drove in 21, had a Triple and 3 Walks.  Wait there is more!  On the year he played in all 29 games ( there was that forfeit ) he hit .837 with 71 RBIs, 26 Doubles, 10 Triples, 11 Walks and 22 Home Runs.

5 Kelly finished the Fall season hitting .565 with 5 RBIs, 2 Doubles and 2 Walks.  For the year she played in 26 games hitting .521 with 19 RBIs, 4 Doubles and 6 Walks for an OBP of .557

7 Natasha led the ladies hitting .606.   She also led the ladies with 12 RBIs and 6 Doubles.  Throw 4 Walks on there and you have an OBP of .649.  For the year she played in 24 games, hit .513 with 28 RBIs, 21 Doubles, 4 Triples, 9 Walks, 1 glorious Home Run and an impressive 0 Strikeouts.

8 Aerial hit .533 with 3 RBIs, 2 Doubles and a Walk.  For the year 2015 she played in 24 games, hit .550 with 20 RBIs, 6 Doubles and 7 Walks for an OBP of .586

10 Natalia only played in 3 games where she hit .222.  For the year she played in 16 games hitting .389 with 13 RBIs, 1 Double and 7 Walks for an OBP of .488.

12 Daniyel hit .333 with an RBI and 2 Walks.  For the year she hit .333 with an RBI and 2 Walks.  This is her first season with THE TEAM so she only knows how to finish as a champion.

18 Rick .654 15 RBIs 4 Doubles 1 Triple 1 Home Run.  For the year 29 games .660 38 RBIs 10 Doubles 4 Triples 3 Walks 2 Home Runs.

22 Dave hit .700 with 16 RBIs, 4 Doubles and 2 Triples.  No Walks No Strikeouts.  Tell that to Rashida Jones.  For the year he played in 28 games hitting .658 with 37 RBIs, 12 Doubles, 4 Triples, 4 Walks and 2 Home Runs.

23 Melody hit .600 with 2 RBIs and a Double.  She tied for the lead on THE TEAM with 4 Walks giving her an OBP of .714.  For the year she played in 18 games hitting .450 with 12 RBIs, 1 Double and 1 Triple.  She walked 18 times giving her an OBP of .621.

24 Peter did his Peter thing hitting .781 with 20 RBIs, 3 Doubles, 1 Triples and 4 Home Runs.  For the year he played in 29 games, hit .804 with 61 RBIs, 8 Doubles, 7 Triples, 4 Walks and 8 Home Runs.

25 Dora hit .577 with 10 RBIs, 2 Double and 4 Walks.  For the year she played in 29 games hitting .566 with 29 RBIs, 3 Doubles and 10 Walks.  There are no Home Runs in there but Dora has her Home Run trot down.

27 Victor hit a career best .741.  He led THE TEAM with 25 RBIs and was also tops with 3 Triples. He has 4 Home Runs and 4 Doubles and there was even a rare Walk in there.  For the year he played in 27 games hitting .595 with 67 RBIs, 15 Doubles, 5 Triples, 9 Walks and 11 Home Runs.

33 Jimmy hit .552 with 13 RBIs, 2 Doubles and 3 Walks.  He did that in 9 games.  Those are all his games but he is not leaving for New Jersey so lucky for THE TEAM there will be more games for Mister J-Bone.

There is still the matter of individual Post Season stats but...

Fuck you guys
Really this is already a long winded post with a lot of numbers so even though the off season is upon us, there will be another blog next week.  We will look at the what everybody did to make THE TEAM champions.



Lou said...

Papa Smurf, hats off to you, your Pops and Lady for your support and hard work, tedious work, and blog work. I love how you keep stats, keep it fun, and always have us organized. It gives me free time to make sarcastic comments on the teams that walk like a bunch of Nancies.


Melody said...

What an awesome year.... Thanks Rick for all your hard work, and of course to yor dad an Lady for being such loyal fans. Next season we're F league Champs!