Monday, November 23, 2015

The Playoffs

Look at this guy

That's Don Shipley.  He is a former Navy Seal with a YouTube Channel.  He spends his time exposing fake Navy Seals.  He will offer a profile of some karate instructor or security expert who claims to be a ex-Navy Seal.  He checks them against his data base and then gives them a jingle and exposes them for the frauds that they are.  It is an occasionally amusing and mostly upsetting offering.  He is a cranky old fart who could kill you with his bare hands.

On the subject of frauds

Where is the Don Shipley of Coed Softball to give Hot Sunday a big giant middle finger?

Look, there is no reason to swing at a bad pitch and give away an out but when the approach to to sit back on your heels and wait for the walk then you deserve the the big foam middle finger.

THE TEAM took only two walks.  THE TEAM had more strikeout (3) than walks.  THE TEAM was there to play, not watch.

That makes the victory just a little more tangy though.  They did a lot of standing around while Victor hit 2 Home Runs and drove in 6.  Lou hit a Home Run and drove in 3.  Daniyel went 2 for 3 with an RBI. 

You know who really gave them the big foam finger?  Dora, that's who.  Dora went 3 for 5  with 2 Doubles.  Dora made a great play on a foul ball.  Dora came up with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 7th and cleared the bases to tie the game.  After that she came in to score the winning run.

She will NOT be getting a call from Don Shipley.  Dora is the real deal.

Now it is time to win another Championship



Anonymous said...

sweet, sweet VICTORY !! :)

Melody said...

This was one of those games that everyone played with their heart and soul.... and it was definately skill and talent that won that game! Great job! And please allow me to give them the big middle finger. I'm sure they were tired of the sarcasm in the stands.

Lou said...

And how about Dave pitching the entire game hitting like a champ getting greedy on baserunning and pitching mostly hittable balls the entire game, those fucking Mooks. And let's not forget about our manager hero captain, Papa Smurf who hit a walkoff double to win the game those fucking standing unathletic fake their way through life assholes. Not that I'm bitter. GO THE TEAM! As always, when we win the championship, the first round of drinks is on me! Or my name isn't Jimmy Crockett.