Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Game 1 - Fresh from the Oven

After several last minute bailouts by several players, the roster is finally set for Fall 2014.  THE TEAM got younger and that's probably a good thing.

1 Aerial
3 Lou
8 Maddie
10 Melody
12 Natasha
15 Natalia
18 Rick
19 Doug
24 Peter
25 Dora
27 Victor
30 Kelly
38 Dave

Each name on that roster is a stone cold assassin.  Each name on that roster also dropped 10 pounds of water weight in game 1 because it was hot as hell.

It's hard to imagine that games were being played at 1:00 and 2:15 in that weather.  How was there not a trail of dehydrated softball players leading out to the parking lot?  Just hop over that carcass that's left over from the B League Doubleheaders.


THE TEAM looked sharp hitting .667.  There were a couple of errors but no real disasters so THE TEAM beats Hot Sunday 19-13.  It's been a year since THE TEAM won a season opener.

A dog bowl full of steroids goes to Lou who went 4 for 4 with 2 Doubles, a Triple and 5 RBIs.

A champagne flute full steroids could go to Natalia who went 2 for 3 with and RBI, or Kelly who went 2 for 3 with an RBI, but it goes to Aerial who 3 for 3 with an RBI.  That was close



Lou said...

I didn't know we hadn't won a season opener in a year! I'd be interested in seeing stats of teams that win the Championship when they win the season opener....feel free to dig up records to say....1930.

Anonymous said...

Nice post. Hi-larious. A perfect opening salvo for what will hopefully be an equally fun (and successful) season.