After several last minute bailouts by several players, the roster is finally set for Fall 2014. THE TEAM got younger and that's probably a good thing.
1 Aerial
3 Lou
8 Maddie
10 Melody
12 Natasha
15 Natalia
18 Rick
19 Doug
24 Peter
25 Dora
27 Victor
30 Kelly
38 Dave
Each name on that roster is a stone cold assassin. Each name on that roster also dropped 10 pounds of water weight in game 1 because it was hot as hell.
It's hard to imagine that games were being played at 1:00 and 2:15 in that weather. How was there not a trail of dehydrated softball players leading out to the parking lot? Just hop over that carcass that's left over from the B League Doubleheaders.
Anyway
THE TEAM looked sharp hitting .667. There were a couple of errors but no real disasters so THE TEAM beats Hot Sunday 19-13. It's been a year since THE TEAM won a season opener.
A dog bowl full of steroids goes to Lou who went 4 for 4 with 2 Doubles, a Triple and 5 RBIs.
A champagne flute full steroids could go to Natalia who went 2 for 3 with and RBI, or Kelly who went 2 for 3 with an RBI, but it goes to Aerial who 3 for 3 with an RBI. That was close
GO THE TEAM!!!
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I didn't know we hadn't won a season opener in a year! I'd be interested in seeing stats of teams that win the Championship when they win the season opener....feel free to dig up records to say....1930.
Nice post. Hi-larious. A perfect opening salvo for what will hopefully be an equally fun (and successful) season.
Doug
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