Sunday, March 8, 2015

Game 5 - THE TEAM has seen it all

Swear Jar Millionaire and Major League Vulgarian Victor is always quick to demand that this blog be some kind of love letter to anything worthwhile that he does for THE TEAM.  This time he really earned it.  He really fuckin' earned it.  In the clutch.  Full Bambino shot.  THE TEAM wins 9-8.

It was tight game.  You have to give Comic Relief credit.  They turned two double plays and did a great job killing the rally.

It was scoreless after the first inning.  THE TEAM had two weird assed innings that were defensive collapses but kept it close.  Lou had 4 RBIs.  Kelly was awesome at third base.  Aerial made a great catch in center.  It was a snug back and forth game between two undefeated teams.

THE TEAM held Comic Relief scoreless in the top of the 6th to keep the 8-8 tie then came Victor and lights out.  In the 114 games THE TEAM has won, this is the first walk-off Home Run.

Sweet Victory!

Let's look at the leaders after the First Round

Batting Average Gentlemen

Lou .889
Peter .882
Rick .750

Batting Average Ladies

Dora .600
Aerial .588
Natasha .467

RBIs Gentlemen

Lou 16
Peter 13
Victor 12

RBIs Ladies

Natasha 5
Dora 4
Kelly 4


Doug 6
Lou 5
Rick 4
Victor 3
Maddie 1
Natasha 1
Peter 1
Kelly 1
Dave 1


Lou 3
Peter 2
Rick 2
Victor 1

Home Runs

Lou 4
Victor 3
Peter 1
Doug 1

As you can see, everybody is contributing and nobody can beat THE TEAM.



Anonymous said...

Awesome :)

Anonymous said...

I'd like to say thank u coach Rick for believing in me...I'd like to thank Peter for accepting my titty twisters before the game ....and thank my teammates u guys r unbelievably lucky to have me lol jk no I love playing for this team it was a great feeling to come through and hit that homerun and to do it for this team it was awesome :)

Anonymous said...

What a great game! Capped by the usual hi-larious blog by our captain. Love this season! Let's go undefeated!!!!


Melody said...

That was awesome! And it was a sweet well earned Victor-eeee

Lou said...

Victor's new nickname: "Clutch", which replaces, "Baby Factory".