Ladies and Gentlemen Lou
Q: How did you end up on THE TEAM?
A: Chris Kiefer (our pitcher) punched me into submission.
Q: What positions have you played so far this season? Do you have a favorite?
A: Third, SS, and left field, I prefer SS, but I've seen to have been in third the most. I like SS, because I can cover more ground that way.
Q: Is there a special reason you chose 3 for your jersey number?
A: Absolutely. I chose the number "3" because a) I've had that since I played high school and semi-pro soccer at number 3 and b) as a comedian, the "comedy rule of 3s" applies..."
Q: Did you play sports in school? What teams were you on and what school did you play for?
A: I played soccer and track. But my school wouldn't let us play for more than one team at a time in a season... so soccer won out...
Q: Besides your outstanding softball ability, what other talents do you have?
A: Standup comedy and the ability to repel women.
Q: Can I have $50?
A: Yes. Over an installment plan over 50 years....
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